Confessions of A Bachelor
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Time by Hans Zimmer

I’m really into “Inception” right now.  I saw this movie 5 times in theaters and the soundtrack is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever heard.  Hans Zimmer is a fucking genius.  I dare you to have a listen.  

My dog having a Mexican standoff with a rabbit (Taken with instagram)

My dog having a Mexican standoff with a rabbit (Taken with instagram)

Five For Six-One-Twelve

1.  Man, I am in one shitty mood.  I’m alone here at work until Tuesday when my idiot co-worker who actually does something comes back.  When I say does something all he actually is to me is a glorified secretary.  I am currently buried in phone calls and purchase orders and blue prints OH MY!  I’ve had three cups of coffee.  I’m on edge people.  

2.  I watched “Vanilla Sky” last night.  I still don’t understand how getting to bang Cameron Diaz and Penelope Cruz in the same reality/lucid dream isn’t considered a real life to Tom Cruise’s character.  I want someone to make a movie about all the wacky adventures the frozen head of baseball great Ted Williams is having.  I just made that last line my facebook status because it made me giggle a little.  Seriously though, “Vanilla Sky” is still a poor man’s “Total Recall” or “Inception”.  And I think Tom Cruise was so conflicted about banging these hot ladies because he was coming to terms that he loves penis.  

3.  Sometimes I catch myself not being aware of what’s happening in the moment. Sometimes I share so much with her that I have to pay attention that I’m the one who doesn’t mind sharing.  I know I struggle sometimes not catching that I already know more about this woman then people she’s known forever.   She feels that comfortable to share when it’s the hardest thing for her to do.  Sharing is the hardest thing for her.  I am amazed that she picked me.  I need to work on recognizing that.  For the record though, we’ve only known each other since May 14th.  Pretty wild.   We are building a pretty special bond.  Something I am very proud to be a part of. 

4.  While digging for something in the (b)Rav4 the other day I discovered I have a six disc changer I never knew about when I bought the vehicle and a remote for the stereo and yes, I may be the only person who still listens to CD’s.  They are like albums people and MP3 just isn’t the same. This made my day.  Safety and leisure I kind of dig that.  I haven’t had an Ipod or whatever since my dog ate mine back when they first came out like forever ago.  

5.  Watching the ending to “Titanic” and then immediately watching the beginning of “Inception” is a complete mind-fuck.  Jack is carried away at sea and washes ashore on the beaches of limbo.   Enjoy thinking about that the rest of your day.  

I’ve arrived at a feeling that I’ve never encountered before/
Where I want nothing else but for time to bring me to her door/
I’ve arrived at a feeling and I think I want more/
All the little things that make her who she is I adore/
I’ve arrived at a feeling that I have yet been able to describe/
And it caught me completely off guard, such a wonderful surprise/
To help me realize what it is to be alive, what it is to live with both eyes/
I’ve arrived at a feeling that I’ll continue to water so it never dies/
I’ve arrived at a feeling…a moment more precious then pearls/
I’ve arrived at this moment where she is the most beautiful thing in my world/
Me.  Happy SST.  
John Mayer - The Age of Worry
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whorifically:

no your fight is not within
yours is with your timing
dream your dreams but don’t pretend
be friends with what you are
give your heart then change your mind
you’re allowed to throw it
cause god knows it’s been done to you
and somehow you got through it

age of worry - john mayer

I’ve been fighting myself a lot lately, this song sums it up pretty well.  I need to learn to scream “worry, why I should care”

Love ain’t a thing no love is a verb.
John Mayer

Bros weekend.

No offense tumblr but I’m totally crushing on surf hair right now.  I’d totally do me based on said surf hair.

No offense tumblr but I’m totally crushing on surf hair right now. I’d totally do me based on said surf hair.

“If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing… timing. But timing is a bitch.”
5 Things for Friday

  • I have discovered I enjoy chics winking.  I guess it’s a new fetish.  So wink away ladies, but the bar has been raised pretty high.
  • For some fucked up reason I decided to wash all my jeans last night and this morning they needed one more cycle spin before being dry.  So in a frenzy I grabbed my only other clean pair.  My mom bought me these 2 years ago, straight legged gap jeans (she thought she was being trendy) and I’ve never broke them in.  Well…let’s just say the ladies in the office are having a field day staring at my penis through my jeans cause it’s there.  I took a picture but I’m not posting it.  Thanks Mom.  If I get a hard-on with these things on today I’m in trouble.
  • For those of you who haven’t either purchased or downloaded John Mayer’s “Born and Raised” shame on you.   Shame on you right in the ass.
  • For the first time in over a week I was able to have a normal night.  By that meaning I did normal things that I did before I met her.  Like laundry.  Like eating dinner.  Mowing.  I’m so damn hooked on her I feel like I’m 14 writing in my diary.  Not that I ever owned one but I figure you ladies can relate to that feeling.  In a nutshell.  Clooney is currently shook. 
  • I hope everyone has a great 3 day weekend.  I got the opportunity to talk to my friend who is currently over in Afghanistan right now and she told me some great advice.  ”you motherfuckers better appreciate everyday.”  Beautifully said.